Uomini e Donne: Isa’s Opinion on the Episode of 29/11/23
The Return of Brando Ephrikian’s Throne
Surprisingly, Brando Ephrikian’s throne is still on Uomini e Donne! Many believed that he had been forgotten and would never be seen again, except maybe as a substitute mailman on C’è posta per te! But no, Beatriz D’Orsi and Raffella Scuotto made quite an entrance!
A Big Entrance
Beatriz and Raffella left the show with confidence and determination, convinced that they were essential for Brando’s throne. However, they returned with their tails between their legs, fearing losing their spot on Canale 5. Meanwhile, Brando had been busy and even made out with a random girl whose name I can’t remember, and I’m pretty sure he can’t either!
The Embarrassing Comeback
It’s one thing for the contestants to leave the show and then return, but it’s another when they come back after all the drama they caused, only to find out that Brando wasn’t interested in them. It was truly embarrassing, and it shows how high the ambition to become an influencer can be.
Brando’s Perpetual Disgusted Grin
It’s amusing to see Brando’s semi-disgusted smirk whenever he looks at his contestants. I still believe he will choose Beatriz because she fits his aesthetic preferences, but he will probably dump her as soon as she starts acting like Minnie Mouse at Donald Duck’s house.
Cristian and Virginia’s Date
The cringe-worthy moment of this pointless classic throne was the date between Cristian Forti and Virginia Degni. I can just imagine the cameraman positioning them in front of that heart-shaped thing and giving them the signal to kiss for the perfect shot!
Mattia’s Change of Heart
I must have missed something because I didn’t realize that Mattia, who initially came for Ida Platano, is now dating Asmaa. But hey, he’s cute, at least on the outside. We still need to see what he’s like on the inside, but the fact that he wanted to distance himself from Ida’s throne gives me hope.
The Double Standards of the Elios
I’m exhausted from talking about the Elios’ double standards. It’s a never-ending battle that has drained me. However, I must give credit to Patrizio for openly defending Aurora Tropea against the opinionists and the entire group that is ready to support each other like the worst gangs in the worst neighborhoods. He pointed out that the criticism towards Aurora was not directed at Armando Incarnato, who appeared for only half an hour this season to gossip and attack others. He also questioned why Cristina Tenuta is an opinionist when she doesn’t meet the criteria. Gianni Sperti tried to silence Patrizio, but he reminded him that the DeFilippesimo is not a universally recognized religion, and the audience has the right to question inconsistencies and weak arguments.
Maria’s Change of Topic
Maria quickly changed the subject when she realized that the discussion was heading towards her biased treatment of the opinionists. Instead, she focused on the date between Aurora and the knight. Aurora has many flaws that can be criticized (even comparing her relationship with Patrizio to that of cousins was nonsensical), but we should at least have the cunning to avoid bringing up pretextual arguments that only highlight the selective application of rules. But let’s forget about it and wait for the next, highly anticipated, mass attack for trivial reasons.
